The Lighter Side: Think no-one cares?

If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.

The Lighter Side: Location, Location...

The sellers told me their house was near the water. It was in the basement.

The Lighter Side: Owning a Home

The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're always looking at something you should be doing.

The Lighter Side: Property Boundaries

If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbour cut the grass.